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Hello http://im-not-an-arab.blogspot.com has always been great but. Every great thing needs an end. It's not the end of Jonny D altogether, pay me 50p, and I shalll send you one of my world class posts. Here we are at J C Penneys where the long lived characters are being crucified. We've got some celebrations going on but that's coupon sales crap, 50% off day and the Macedoinan market. possible new names are. http://jonny-d-is-awesome.blogspot.com and of course http://istillfriggin rule now to post this.
P-p-p-p-peace ouuuuuuut,
WAAAAAAAA D.

What really happened

Hello welcome to the shocking horrors of The Lodge, Minnesota.
April 18th 2006?? "Now everybody welcome it's those boys you've been waiting to see, N-SYNC!!! But they couldn't make it we'll have to make do with carl's Five." "Hey I'm Carl and thats Larry, Stig, Lenny and Gogopopolous. Ready one two three FOUR. Jagagagagagagagagaga dododododooooo dooooodoooo way-o way-o dududududududud BAM. Thank you thank you, if you have any names for that song please send them to us." "How about stick that song in my ass." "Note to self: Kill everyone." "Its not a note to self if you say it too everyone." "SCREW YOU!!!" "Anyway heres N-Sync." "Hey guys we heard this fantastic song which we're gonna do a cover of. Okay Ready one two three FOUR. Jagagagagagagagagaga dododododooooo dooooodoooo way-o way-o dududududududud BAM." "It was never the same after Chris Kirkpatrick was mauled by a tiger."
Meanwhile in the dressing room. "Hey Stig I think we rocked there world." "Carl, you were throwing up in the toilet all throughout." "Yeah but I could hear it. Way-o way-o thats a classic." "It fits in well with our new album name 'DADADADADADADADADADA' but it's kinda dumb repeating random crap like doo da and fad." "Hey don't dis random crap." "I won't. hey look over there its Van halen." "Where?" (AWESOME AXE KILLING NOISES.) The TV cameras could not record all that blood well not since the frasier outtakes has there been so much gore.
Meanwhile back in The Lodge. "I rolled an 8." "How can you roll an 8, its a one sided die." " I stuck post it notes on it that had numbers on it." (knock knock.) "Hey what was that?" "It's that new Carls five album knock knock. Can you remember it goes knock knockknockknockknockknockknock knockknock knockknock knockknock knockknock knock." "No, I fed that to Steve." "What???!!! THESE WEREN'T NOODLES!!!!!!" "Nope I tricked you an-" "DIE YOU FREAKIN FREAK MEN FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "What?" "YOU HEARD ME." Again it couldn't produce that much blood oh if you didn't know try and find out who the killer is...... Stig.
DUDUDU.. peace out.
Jonny D...UDUDUDU

The Wonders Of Bacon and Brian Sockpuppetworthington

What could possibly replace my bestest of all friends? 7 minutes later. So Brian Sockpuppetworthington how are you doing today? "I could run a mile." Oh you're annoying screw you." Some time later it doesn't really matter you didn't come to see how many minutes apart Jonny D has an idea.
So this is my new back-up band a slice of bacon lets play some hot licks. Theres a lady who knows, that all glitter is gold. Oh this is boring and her name is Barbara Streisand and various other crap. What do you think of that Mr. Bacon? (The bacon slides down) I don't need your opinions I don't need anybody's I can make it on my own. I'M GOING SOLO!
BACON?" ""Hello everybody its Jerry Springer can we bring Mr. Jonny D and slice of bacon back together? Lets have a look at what the audience think." "Where the hell were you? This slice of bacon has had to live WITHOUT you." In my defence we knew each other for about a minute until he slid off the sofa. "Is this true?" "Well I stand up for my rights." Hey you never talked when I was around or stood up for that matter. "Yeah well you were boring." Oh me boring. ME boring." (Various argumental noises.) "Can anyone tell me what thecrap is going on?" "Well Jonny D was looking for friends so he chose a slice of bacon but they had some sort of a fallout." "What wthApparently yes." "Alright break it up ladies." "-jam." "Why did you just say jam?" "He said he would have preffered me with jam." "Oh ok. Well don't you think this is a bit silly? I mean steps have better reasons for having a fallout than you." Oh really he called me pumpkin-head. "Oh right that's it battle to the death." "JONNY D WINS."
Throwing the peace and bacon out,
Jonny D

Travellin' a crap long time part 3, the final chapter.

So now were taking off from where left off. Jackass then went up to one house inhabited by Ray "Killer" Jones. Decided in making up crap magazine as the most safe name ever, since "Yvonne R-Bite yer head off." "Hello, would you like a knife." "Well my other is a bit blunt and I'm holding a hostage." "Sir isn't that hostage the back of your head?" "WHAT??!!! Thats just a mirror behind me, you fool." "Oh sorry, bye." "Nope, I think I'll hold you hostage." "Well I'll think you'll hold me BALONEY!!!!!!!" "Come back here, I havent done covering you with disturbing conversations. Oh well I think something will happen that will happen that will help me... Something will happen." "Jonny D thats your cue." ''Oh ok, how would you like a puppy I am currently yanking by the ears." "Wheres the others?" "On my ass biting me." "Hey kid you gullable?" "Oh yes very sir someone once said I'd get an amazing job playing the role of someone called Jonny D." Director: Right I'm halving your wages. "Oh come on I didn't mean what I said. You're halving my BALONEY!" "Some other weirdo shouted baloney that I know of." Who, Richard Gere? "No a guy with a sock on his hand." WHAT???!!! OH CRAPBALLS, THAT WAS JACKASS, WHERE DID HE GO??" "Down that alley there." Thats a squirell. "So? Follow the squirell it shall lead you." "So he ran and ran and ran and ran until his pants fell down." "Oh I got my just desserts."
JACKASS!! "JONNY D!!!!!" My hometown is rigged to... crap. "Ewwww to much information." No it wasn't rigged to crap. It was rigged to blow and now it has been blown to pieces. "Thats unfortunate 'cause mine is and has been blown too. OH DAMN!!!!!"
R.I.P. All the characters who have now been killed.
R.I.Peace out,
Not R.I.P. Jonny D.

Nothing much but a GAME!!!!

Acid Factory Help harry escape the horrors of his acid-flooded factory.

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Travellin' a crap long time part 2.

In the last episode... The Lodge and The mental institute were rigged to blow in an attempt to contact each other it always fails. So far Jonny D is an outlaw in cartoon world and jackass is being held by some big ape. Continued: So what all I did was kill danger mouse and some dull yet comical man no biggie. "CARTOON ARMY MARCH!!!" What the? Ohhh Jesus. "Okay then does anyone know how to kill someone? Yes Hong Kong Fooie." "Uhh hang on let me get out my book." "Cat could you help us out. Yes very well demonstrated and on King Rollo as well. YAY." Oh its the Cartoon army. Meanwhile at Jonny Ds house. Jackass: Where is he, Mr. Pitters have you seen him. "Yeah but you Have to BRAVE THE BIGGEST EVil." "Mr. Pitters you forgot to shout when you said il." "Who cares you have to-" "So this is the ultimate evil, Dungeons and dragons???" "Yeah beat me and I'll tell you where he is." Eight hours later (when someone was finishing a word.) -ck. "Mr Pitters swearing isnt an option." "Okay then I'll fight the wombats." "Unfortunately the wombats were just a typo The Invincible Dragon who is ruler of the world kills you." "So what did I do to the wombats." "You died" "Lets play cluedo instead." Five hours later. -Mustard. "I think it was that blue warhammer guy, with the monopoly shoe in the disco room." "Oh this is boring. Lets play the kill Mr.Pitters game." Five hours later: Mr.Pitters: Isn't this twister?" Meanwhile in cartoon land: Okay then Mole you find him. "Okay, hey I got him." "Mole all you are doing is gently massaging our statue of Dan Akroyd." "Oh... ewwwwww." Uh oh Moles coming over here I'd better do something I know (Jonny D throws Mole) (New mole throwing record 450 metres.) "What do we do now sarge?" "What do you think we do we camp out and eat Jam sandwiches and wait until Mole gets here. And so, the campers eventually exploded with Jam sandwiches and Jonny D escaped from a fate worse than exploding because of Jam sandwiches. Meanwhile somewhere in an auction in Calcutta. "A genuine Mole anyone a genuine dead Mole anyone going once going twice sold to Michael Jackson." "YES!"
"I'm singing a song in the street generic street song. Isn't life wonderful?" "No it isn't lifes sucks." "Who the hell are you." "We're the... mental institute gang." "Hey I was in a mental institute." "Why?" "I dunno something to do with Henry Fonda." "So it was you." "Yeah uh oh." And so they chased Jackass until they lost him when he went into their secret lair at which point they went to look for him in spain. Jonny D then walked passed where Jackass was hiding, according to Jackass it was just a beaver. At which point Jackass was on pot. He also claims to have seen God score a home run. Jonny D: Its about time a got a job. Hey heres the job centre I want something big and fancy. Meanwhile in the cardboard factory or Jonny Ds fancy workplace. Oh thats it I'm gonna get one of them dead comical jobs holding a piece of glass that people are supposed to go through. Jackass: I'm gonna get a job too. Meanwhile at someones house "Ma'm have you ever wondered what lifes all about well its all about butcher knifes tommorrows dinner is gonna be great when you chop up and eat these knives.
To be continued,
Peace stout in a tin,
Jonny D.

Travellin' a crap long time.

"Welcome to Jenny D world news, I am your host guy in baker queue." Oh hey guys klets watch my sisters news show. They are gonna be reviewing cans bobporn and a bit of normal Shaun??? What kind of a name is that? "In unrelated news The Lodge is rigged to blow." OH MY GOD BETTER TELL EVERYONE I KNOW!! Mr pitters did you hear the news? "Yeah I heard the news MY ASS!!" Ha thats a good one Mr. Pitters. Lonely Arse. Who else do I know oh yeah jackass. Meanwhile in the mental hospital. "TV is good TV is good and I'm mental AND I'M MENTAL." "Hey, Jackass where'd you get the TV?" "I used my temptational skills." "No I really wanna know." "Okay so I said pretty please to the guard, there you have it Stan." "Have what?" "I dunno this knife?" "Thats a cactus." "Oh well lets watch the mental channel." Newscaster: And so Fluffy the kitten found out the consequences. In unrelated news the mental institute is rigged to blow. "Oh my god I'd better tell Mr. Critters, oh wait hes a guy I made up. I'd better find Jonny D and tell him the news." And so he ran and ran and ran until his pants fell down. "I'd better pull them up." He would however find something out. "Oh no theres a sign on that open door saying please do not walk out of here but I think I will. "Stop there C.C." Said benny the guard. "Oh well I'd better be a good boy. Hey look an open window I think I might jump. That went well. Meanwhile on the same road Jackass is jumping onto. Tom Tom: Go straight on at the man you will run over. Driver: What? Jackass: Oh sweet Jesus. Driver: Tom Tom what do I do. Tom Tom: Turn left at the jerk on your window. Jackass: No No you're driving into a barbershop. Oh god. Tom Tom:You drove into a barbershop you jerk. Turn right at the dead person. Driver: Which one there are so many. "Hopefully nothing will get in the way." Citizen: Look out kid theres a giant ape you're walking into. "What oh crap its King Kong! He's gonna take me to the top of the empire state building. (Five minutes later.) "I'm overcome with excitement I'm at the very top of the petrol station." (meanwhile in Jonny Ds world.) According to my calculations I'm in a land made entirely out of cartoons which is not good and- Dangermouse: Do you need help? "Yes yes I do now I'm-" Dangermouse: Never fear Dangermouse is here. "Okay as much as I respect you as a cartoon I'm afraid I have to hit you very hard with baseball bats. HUTTAGH DIE YOU FREAKIN' MOUSE!!" Some guy: I'm afraid you just killed dangermouse. "Yes I know but." Some random guy: Dangermouse did he kill you. "He can't answer he's slightly dead." Now we're gonna have to take you to prison." "No you're not look even when I prod you, you would probably die oh and you did AHHH I'M AN OUTLAW.
Be continued.
Jonny D.

The Three Musketeers.

So you're asthmatic, allergic to banks, plus homicidal? Well I think I know what to do here... "No don't worry I'll sort this out I'm throwing this top cat name plaque at you." Oh you almost had it, oh hey Jonny D here reporting to you from the police station? That doesn't seem right? Director: My bad, it should say community centre. Take two. From the community centre even though at the tango classes are on. Jackass is up there doing the tango. "Living a viva loca!!" So we're auditioning for some people to help us in our robbery, so far we've rejected Gary "Cop squealer" Jones and Mr Body Problems. Looks like we'll just have to settle for the tin of peas. "Ole" Well Jackass agrees with me. (During the first robbery) "Jonny D, your face masks don't fit the tin of peas." They're not face masks they're my mums tights. "No wonder they smell like streetwise bums." Oi shut up... its part time streetwise bum to you." Now to get AHHHHHHHHGHH. "Now to get what tripping over that jump rope okay I'll tr-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Oh crap its blind man Jimmy you woke him up. "Mr.Tibbs Mr. Tibbs?" He has a guide cat? "This is gonna hard even if he is blind, oh no its not he fell down the stairs." Good lets get moving. (After the robbbery) All I got was buiscits. What about you? "Well it turned out he was unemployed and inhereted your mums will." What all 20P of it? That little crap. (At shooting practice) So you wanna get your aim just like that. Jackass, Jackass? JACKASS. "So yeah Dave there is this cloud and looks like The cheat, yeah. That one looks like Matt Le Blanc." "Did someone mention picnic baskets?" "No you're in the wrong post." "Then what the hells that guy with a picnic basket on his head doing." "I hate to break this to you Yogi Bear but thats just a twig now go along
P*** Out,
Jonny D.

G.I.Schmo

Day, I mean hour, I mean minute I mean 10 past four. We're all pretty nervous especially Jackass he says theres a leprechaun taunting him "I don't just say, I say, I hear, I taste, I touch, I smell and you know why I'm normal I'M NORMAL." Small world. We're on The M6 On Junction 66 many people call it Satan's junction. But I think me and those people our car hit beg to differ, look at them brave people. Brave and dead people. (Back to reality) Dear Diary, AKA Jackasses face I'm eating oranges were on the m9 On juction 99 and there is a leprechaun doing an Irish dance for us between the seats. His name is Shamus he's a part time ruler of the world, but hes a fun part time ruler of the world. He also does children's parties. He tells us loads of stories of Holland I mean Ireland. Oh well gotta go, jackass is getting delirious from ink, Jonny D. "Th Th thank you J-j-j-j-j onny D." Wait I forgot to write peace out got any eyeball space? "Y-Y-Yeah." How does it feel are you okay? "Shamus Has got Peace out tattooed on his face." (Back to real reality) Dear Diary I'm sleeping.
Well here we are army camp. "Yes the toilets are amazing what do you call this." Errr Jackass thats soap. "Too late I ate it." Jackass did it not occur to you that it was multicoloured? "Jonny D did it not occur to you that you did not wash your hands." I didn't go to the toilet. "But its infested with germs." So is your bed AKA a grid. "Oh well lets go to that obstacle course." No Jackass thats the girls toilets. "Is there nothing but toilets at this camp?" Yeah I was wondering that oh wait this is just a rest stop. Back on the coach.
"Do you wanna look at my portable DVD player?" Like yeah!! "Ok then which series?" Jackass these are just episodes of Bagpuss, and this ones Hello Kitty which isnt even a TV show! "I know I made it."
In army camp. "IF YOU DON'T CLIMB THAT PEBBLE IN TWO SECONDS WHY I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SO MANY LINES!!!!" Sir he has a fear of pebbles. "AND I'VE GOTTA HEADACHE AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT???" Well I could give you these paracetamol. "Hey now I don't need to shout. You don't have to get to the top of the pebble Jackass. Jackass?" "He's passed out with fear."
Lunchtime. Whats for dinner today Lunchlady Gretel? "Gruel from only the finest yaks take it or leave it." "Know me and Jonny D came to a solution due to crap food we shall eat the walls." "Clever." "Hi its Seargant Hackney whats for dinner today." "Roast chicken if you know what I mean hehe." "Well yeah you mean roast chicken." "Yak crap for you." "I'll just eat what there eating." You know Jackass with some maple sauce this could taste real good.
Now to end our trip to Army camp lets have a song.
63 bottle of peace out on the wall,
63 bottles of Jonny D.

The turdies awards.

Onto the awards now best performance: Jonny D: Post no 50. Jackass: Post No 50. Freddy T: On tour part 3 and Jackass again in Isn't this exciting and the winner is. JACKASS POST NO 50!!!
Now for best post: Post no 50, The Jonny D experience Quadruple anniversary, The on tour series and part 2 of whats it called last goth buis... No ahhh screw it!!! And the winner is..... Post 50.
For best music its On tour part two: I'm trapped Rhinestone playin at Prom night: We dunno what its called. Jenny D world News: Sports theme song and Argus the tormentor with: When I find that crap Jonny D I'll Kill him. The winner is I'm Trapped... here to accept this award is the guy in the baker queue I'd just like to say I feature a lot more in TV now.
The winner is,
PEACE OUT,
Here to accept the award is Jonny D.

Post No 50.

Hello its party time its post number 50, everyones here Jackass, my dad even that vulture from post 48. Look at everyone I mean look at no one.. WHAT NO ONE!!! Something gives me the feeling Jackass did this or rather. Some writing on the wall saying "I kidnapped your guests You'll never know who I am, signed Jackass" does. (Meanwhile in the hideout) You know what I like on my pizzas right. "Yeah I'll phone em now, one doughnut please just a doughnut. Where to send to well look Jackass I really don't wanna say this." "Go on." "I'll tell you where not to send this Paraguay. "See that went well now phone the police." "Do the police take orders for doughnuts??"
"They do now" "Just cause you say it does it make it true." "I dunno ask that guy." "(Jimi Hendrix playin Voodoo child.) "What the hell is Jimi Hendrix doing next to you?" "We were mates from school weren't we Jimi. Jimi? JIMI?" "Wait thats just a sock on the end of your hand." "ITS MR SOCKO TO YOU. JEFF WHEN YOU'RE AT HOME MR. SOCKO WHEN YOUR IN THE OFFICE!!" "I'm not at home." "You're not at the office either cause you smell. I think." "Look can you just hold us hostage on webcam." "Not at all to the cabmobile." Don't you mean the cab." "Look can we change actors I don't like this guy." Director: Okay this is who we got someone who wants to kill you, Tom Cruise and Girls Aloud." "GIRLS ALOUD WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE. Ehh theyre hot I choose them. I mean I choose you Pikachu." " No you don't you mean I choose them." "You still here?"
Where the hell could my guests be? Oh I'm sure its not the place that says Jackasses secret hideout on the front of it in massive writing. I'm going in. (Five minutes later) What kind of name is that for a strip club? Where could he be. Cuts to Jackass in mcdonalds. Would you like some burnt hostages and friends with that. Take this scratch card you could win a memeber of girls aloud. "Arent you the guy who held me hostage and made me ask the police for doughnuts?" "No, I'm Captain Cab who are you."
That could be his job description weirdo selling burgers. Oh well I need friends. Hows bout this guy detective Mark. In detective Marks office. "Hello little boy I'm here collecting picnic baskets." What the hells going on." Oh I'll never find them. Hey theres a kid on the sidewalk who dropped his ice cream. Hey kid I'll get you a new Ice cream if you give me the location of a madman. "A new ice cream and that bear thats following you." "Did someone mention picnic baskets?" Oh god not you. Where could he be. "So Kelvin Kline I call these trousers what do you think? "Get out of my sight."
One more kids cartoon rip off and I sware I'll move house. "Jonny D, did you know my wings are like a shield of steel." What the hell is this who framed Roger Rabbit?
Meanwhile about a centimetre away from Jonny D. "Money for the poor and for the sock." "I'm a sock and I'm desperate." Here you go lowlife. "Oh wow 10p ohh my god that is absolutely delicious. Wait a minute thats Jackass. "Wait a minute thats Jonny D, Oh Jonny D I'm sorry I ran over your dog." You ran over my dog? "Cut. Take 2." "Jonny D I'm sorry I ran over your dog. "I have a dog?" "Oh it must be that lady who threw herself of that bridges dog." Okaaay that was disturbing. Can I have my guests back. "Sure why not?"
Tonight we're gonna party like its 1999 but its not.
50th peace out,
Jonny D

Exciting now aint it?

Just one glorious post away this is gonna be a short one so I have more time to work on post no 50. Okay then this is what people think i should do according to my fan mail okay its just 84 pages of dies. One person says I should give Jackass a big part okay I'll call him. Okay yeah uh hu yeah you want salad dressing too okaaaaaay no I'm calling to give you a part. Ok uh hu no for the last time I'm not Jimi Hendrix look if you wanna pizza get here at....
Peace OUT,
Jonny D.

Party set up.

No the DJ decks are not for making cakes with the clues in the name. Oh hey, we're setting up the party and its going terrible. I ordered a bouncy castle and hour ago where the hell is it. Oh here it is. Oh Great a kiddy trampoline this should ease my FREAKING WORRIES I'LL KILL YOU ALL I'LL KILL YOU ALL. I need a chill pill I ordered them an hour ago too. Arguses cake has gotten to the point where it is somehow pointy seriously a blind beaver could cook better than him. Speaking of which, hows the fries going on blind beaver, oh those fries are curly precisely how I wanted them cooked. Oh my chill pills came, but there just smarties oh well waste not want not. I never quite understood how that phrase worked. I wasted it of course I don't freaking want it. Oh well. Ahhhh heavan lalalala sprinkling heaven an you Argus. "Are you sure thats not shotgun bullets are you certain? No there bowls of cap'n crunch, weird." I sprinkle heaven on you too Steve. "AHHHHH HEAVEN!!! Satan I have betrayed you." I'm not an Arab I sprinkle heaven on you. "Look can't a guy a guy read Archie Comics for two minutes!??" Weird unkown guy I sprinkle heaven on you. " FOR GODS SAKE I'M A VULTURE HOW MANY TIMES DO PEOPLE GET IT WRONG!!!" I sprinkle good names on you Moon Unit. "Hey Gary." "Finally my life is complete." And for you Jenny D I sprinkle- What th hell is going on?? "Okay who tattooed what the hell is going on, on my head. That sucked heavy ass. And why are people calling my brother Gary?? I think I need some chloroform.
Jonny D,
Peace out.

On Tour Part 3.

I'll think I'll colour the pig pink. Oh hello, errr you just caught me reading war and peace I think. Were on the airplane home I put cameras on the band members ha ha good times. Lets have a look at Freddie T. "Look I can make my calculator say shoes. Look at it, look isn't it brilliant." Air hostess- Another happy meal sir. "If you please, hey look at my calculator shoes ha ha. Air hostess- Hey look what my piece of paper says when you turn it upside down. "Go to hell oh that is a good one. Hey look I got a Rupert bear toy."
That was immensely disturbing, lets have a look at I'm not an Arab. "Hey that's it you tell him Archie." Okay that was about as much as I could take. Theres no joke about that. Okay then whats for the airline movie. Ohhh a double helping of Dogtanian thats about as much as I can take. I wanna get off. I'll get the air hostess, erm excuse me could you tell the captain to stop here I want to get off. "Oh I'm sorry the captains fast asleep. I'll have to talk to autopilot and he is very cranky." Right whos the pilot I want to send him a letter when I get back to The Lodge. "Okay, There names are the chuckle brothers." Wait what???? Its all a dream. Go Hostess. I don't need your assistance. Oh but I do need a diet coke. I'm listening to my CD collection. Garth Brooks, Echo and the bunnymen and My chemical romance oh why god why.
Another peace out sir?
Jonny D.

On Tour Part 2.

Seriously, this burger bar sucks the chef is steve hells messenger why god Why. God: Because I don't like you why else?. Ehhh point proven moving onto buisness as we all know my 50th post is about four or five posts away. So here comes a famous song called I'm trapped.

My lifes not that great, I cannot walk straight, I have trouble breathing, and trouble reading, and what is irate. I went to a proffeser Frink, he said drink drink, I agreed, But I nearly peed.
Chorus. I spend my days eating twinkies, like old mr mcguinness. And the teddy Grams build up, like my mothers hams, People say I'm dumb, I reply, not like forrest gump. I will always be wrapped plus trapped.

Thank you thank you. Lets hit the shops. God hey look its one my branches, hey look theres one of them shut up Mutt toys I thought Mothercare threw them down a grid. Ehhhhhh what can you do. Hey look an arcade, god its a bit grotty "Build your own wal-mart." Okay why not. Ten hours later. I told those ******** to get my jams by tuesday TUESDAY. Hey hes shoplifting get him guards throw him in the chokey oh come on come on the tank just missed him. Can't belive that went wrong what else is there "Sooty The Game" Why not. Ten hours later. Thats right you show scampi oh god right in the face. well that was fun.

Crease Out,
Jonny D.

On Tour

The Jonny D Experiences New Dork tour has just started its our room 101 tour. with special help from Moon Unit and friends. Its sponsored by steak ums "For the lumberjack candy lover." We're currently in the fritz hotel playing mouse trap which is crap and does not work but I like the bit at the beginning where the shoe hits the thing. Freddies watching batman you know with that guy Tom Selleck. Our new albums coming out- "Like being deloused in hell." I was being deloused at the time and wrote hell already. I'm checking my mail. Hey look I forgot to pay my bill I imagine my electricity company called this is a suicide note is getting pretty angry. Heres a fan letter lets open it, it says You think I'm your fan well your a jerk. Oh this is boring. I'm getting a dvd whats the list "Sherlock Holmes smarter brother, Plan 9 from outer space and a charlie brown christmas." Yay picked from the crappest director." Oh I'm going to the downtown burger bar.
To be continued,
These burgers are called peaced out,
Why I don't know,
Jonny D.

Jenny D World News.

Tragic. Fatal. More on that later. For now its fun fact of the day. (Theme Song) Fun Facts, Are writers just cracked, who cares about them? Maybe a hen maybe a hen. Fun Fact Of The Day: That guy who films us with a cardboard box doesn't like these. Now onto Tragic Fatal reports. They are as followed. Um go away I'm going to buy some bread" said Guy In Baker queue "Well personally I think I could answer your questions easier if you gave a question."- Said woman I bumped into on the bus stop. Now sport with Argus. (Theme Song) Tennis, Dennis, Crevis, they all rhyme but only one of them is a sport. So far at Brampton park the scores are as followed. The kids would not give us the score. On Fifa 2007 the score is creating some player. Thank you, Argus but your only supposed to get shot its the whole humor of you. "Oh go to hell, assface." "Says Dorkface." Now onto weather. " Snow rain sun and cloudy crap, I wanted to be a receptionist but noooo the world needs weather, well screw the world. SCREW SOCIETY." Foul mouth. In urgent news I left my car keys in the cafeteria, heres that guy in the baker queue. "Fool won't know a thing I took his car keys but he doesnt know." "GOD DAMN YOU BAKER GUY, I SWEAR I'M GONNA FEED YOU TO THE CARDBOARD CAMERA MAN."
The camera man says he went down well. Now onto a recreation of a murder with a guy made from cardboard being the victim well we think its cardboard. "My God what a big hole."
That Sucked out of control.
In Urgent news,
PEACE OUT, now onto sport.

Prom Night.

Heres a blog post I made at my prom.

S'up Ruby Romano ditched me for the king.. of netherlands. Our theme was fancy dress, I came as "Peppermint Patty." Argus The Deranged came as " Al Jolson." I'm not a nomad came as " That Lizard guy off spiderman who was a man." Sir Mousedenta came as "Apple Dave." Me and that guy Jackass crahed that prom totally especially when we hid a bomb in the punch. Ruby Romanos head came right off!!! That hurt though the king of Netherlands was bummed so we played jenga with him. He tried to shoot us when we said that Jenga piece flew off like Ruby Romanoes head!!
Be prepared is the exact opposite of our motto. There was a special perfomance by "Grindsone" But we were as drunk as rats we wouldn't mind it if Roy "Chubby" Brown came and did an act.
S'not fair just cause we located the heads secret heroin stash we had to eat the remains. The song In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida ran through my head. Mr Chubbleworthy the pixie said go on blow another head put another king in eternal darkness.
Peace Out,
The hippies are gonna get here show em were rebels,
Jonny D.

Jonny Ds Dreambus Minnesota Extravaganza.

Thats my new theme park, I'll take you through it.
Theres, community centre land, with Steves haunted house, night of the living mental institute. But seriously don't go on that its just Doris the mental institute cleaning lady put in an eternal loop. Finally, theres Sir Rodentas stadium arcadium, which is just a con to learn more about Robert Frost, why, we dunno.
Theres Arguses bomb shelter ( next time I ask freaking vote one of us out.) With Jonny Ds big flipper. Which is a squid that flips you around so much you start feeling melon collie however you spell that. I'm not an arabs craptacular go away I don't like you swinging dork ship. "Go to hell Jonny D." Theres a room where everything matches the season so when its Spring we dress you up as daffodils. Theres also Arguses tranquilizer dart board.
Theres Jenny Ds supermarket which is very suprisingly a ride, and finally moon units name taunter.
Peace trout,
Jonny D.

The Legacy Of Jenny D

Yesterday this Jehovas witness came up to me and well she might not have been a Jehovas witness she was selling miracle soap. Bu its turns out her name is Jenny- D Jefferson were having a party I'll put it in script for you.
Jonny D: So err look at this hat its got a prepellar on the top and when I spin it it goes wheeeeeee... no not interesting kay.
Jonny D's Mum: I'm falling for you Moon Unit.
Moon Unit: BULLCRAP NOT AGAIN.
Moon Unit jumps out of window.
Jenny D: So I'm a door to door saleswoman.
Jonny D: Thats the one it wasnt a jehovas witness or tortoise of course. Sorry. Continue your jargon.
Jenny D: So I was saying...
Jonny D's mum: I'm falling for you Jenny.
Jenny D: JESUS.
Jenny D jumps out of window.
Jonny D: I'll take the normal way out.

Jonny D: Peace Out.

Part 2 of oh damn whats it caled last goth buis... no ahhhh screw it!!!

Well in case you wan't to know yes the title is the Jonny D experience quadruple anniversary. Well can you remember what happened last time, no neither can I. So lets flashback using that thing oh whats that thing that combines a cam and a corder??? Oh yeah It's a drum so lets flashback with a drum) "ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO FOUR." "Were lapsing into a drum solo probably for the theme to mcdonalds so we'd better stop it. GUYS STOP IT!!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry boss we got carried away, look it wasn't my fault it was dave, him!" "Oh shut up Diaperbrain!" "CRYBABY!" Now then lets not recap I mean what'll happen next??!! Oh kids this note has been handed to me that says the Faklands have been invavded? Oh well that doesn't fit in very well.
3 hours later.
"Look Director I wish to register a complaint."
What will happen next time will we get this story done or will Jonny D fire his director?? The voting number is 0800 6785 Have a nice day.

Freddy Ts In love

I think its time to get the ping pong balls out. Well then here at Luigis Pizza restaurant..... takeaway, theres the pizza covering the girls face. I'll go in (Pink Panther theme.) Hello my name is errrrrrr Jeff Lebowski I want to buy a get that pizza out of you're girlfriends face pizza. "Hey, wait a minute its my boss." "Hey wadda ya know its My assistant Frederick Thompson, so whos the girl?" "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, erm Holly Golightly?" "Look I know a lie when I see one you know that right?"
To be continued,
Pies out,
Jonny D.

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Hurricane Barry strikes back with force.

Hello, do you any of you regognicse this post "say goodbye" If so then yes hurricane barry has struck back. Now we are living in Argus's bomb shelter, you can vote one of us out every week now. Voting hours are between 08:00 AND 18:00 if you're excited press one or if your as bored as every else press 2. If you have miss dialled and mistaken 0800 5674857294576492203847575r73211375257643532 for 999 please stay on the line. If you hear that you have got the wrong number our number is 4 5. Now a word from our sponsor: Its the cereal that suprisingly tasteds like nothing in strawberry flavour. (CRAAAAAAKKKKLLLEEE)
Peas out, Please out, Preach out?
Jonny D

The lexicon of stupidity.

One of my favorite books is the lexicon of stupidity which is just basically stupid quotes, here are some quotes bound to make you laugh.

I've got ten pairs of trainers, that's one for every day of the week- popstar and model Samantha Fox.

When I'm sitting here with you I don't even thing about slime people- Hero to Heroine, the slime people, 1963.

Tonya Lynn Bruno and Mark Anthony Eagen will exchange wedding cows August 21 at St. Mary's catholic church- Idaho newspaper weddings announcement page.

You give 100% in the first half of the game, and if it isn't enough, in the second half you get whats left- Baseball great Yogi Berra.

Parking for blind only- Sign in Lakewood, Colorado.

Kentucky fried chicken
Try our new zesty Owl- Marquee ad at kentucky fried chicken (the B was missing from bowl)

Are young americans be getting stupider?- Headline, Corvallis (Oregon) Gazzette times

Jonny D, Private Eye....rland

Hello, its a bit strange really, but I'm going on holiday. I know probably nothing will happen but hopefully Argus will do well In his operation, what happened was some merciless git shot him in the head and fractured his skull. Wait that was me I mean errrrr errrr John Travolta I dunno???? Ahhhhhh voices from the beyond!!!!! Well now I've ironically associated a joke with my primary school I can get on with things. In case you're wondering no Jonny D private Eyerland is not where I'm going largely thanks to the factor of imaganiation, which I can say most of TV ruined I can only imagine Tim Taylor now walking through this plain window and making his weird noise catchphrase. Now I'm on off to sunny Canada, can't wait to get hit by some rays, OH CRAP IT'S CALIFORNIA!!!!!! California is where I wanted to go.

Peacover out,
Jonny D

My ways

Ever wonder how I was such a musical Jenius? Well it all started one day in year 4 Someone punched me really hard so I raised my arm, so they counted me down as wanting to do the stylophone class. Damn, damn them all, so I didn't have anything to practce with so I just stole this thing the stevie wonderler. All you have to do is hit on the floor and play the keys it's easy it's like the room of punishments keyoard. I think he tried to kill that zeppelin did land on my decoy didn't it? Yes, so I killed the ***** and nearly got it but you can't hit a person with shades. I took the class and thehy taught us how to sing I learnt how to play the guitar and at first I thought it was a violin Jimmy Page gave me a £2,000 quid bill, my uncle lives on the street now. hen I formed a band a parody band we made: Mr. Moran, dinner and the real captain cab, I teamed up with Jackass. It was a success then I made the Jonny D experience and thats it. And the picture has the guy odf the KFC chicken, I think his names coneol sandman. Well I think any way, he met the croatian president me and Jackass are good mates now, except for that story time post and him revealing the sacred song but yeh, were dead cool.
Jonny D.

Story time

Hello kids gather around, today we will here a story about love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage. Ok then, It all began 2 years ago in a magical land called stoke and... screw this real stuff. There was a man called Joey and also a girl lets just call her Nowell... they met, Joey said. "Look if you had one shot to sit on your lazy butt" Nowell replied "And make you }:~: off just like I wanted" " So how about broadway? Thats allways good." She said yes. So they were outside the porno theatre or "Broadway"... they went inside she went to get some popcorn meanwhile Someone came back looking just like Nowell so Joey snogged her for lets just say a world record. And realised it was the geography teacher the geography teacher replied " I'm 24 years old I like that."
To be continued.

The Jonny D cup

Hello, to celebrate the world cup the Jonny D cup has been organised, it has 24 teams. Its going to be ace to keep track of scores what happened http://forthecup.blogspot.com see you and come on the lodge!

last goth buisness on the left part 3

Well there was no point in tying up I'm not an arab when he got hit by the "Tranquility and snooze (ray)." Well they want the blueprints for the new Cigar entitled cigarna, but I'll I did was a robotic dustbin. Either that or a dog, actually its a dustbin controlled dog, but now they have a new gadget called "SHUT UP MUTT." Then they're releasing the video game "SHUT UP MUTT found a bone, which turned out to be an autographed bone from the singer of Lordi." Catchy title, god save me if not batman and if not him then I'm not an arab.
1 day later... the guy on the picture of woo hoo saved me, the worthless pile of turd.
FREED And out which equals peace out,
Jonny D.

Attempting to kill a goth part 2

This is Jonny D on his laptop being held hostage, I've never been held hostage before. It feels like a unique experience to get outside and well not get outside, more just die. Batman will save me, even if he is fictional which hes not, I can remember two face why was he called that? "Because he had two faces jerk!" Yes I'm not an arabs here he'll save me like he saved a drunk from a pile of sugar. And here we go yes yes YES Oh don't mind about that poisoned tranquilizer. Uh oh.
To be continued.
Peace out, the goths told me to get all the peace out,
Jonny D

Http://i-am-a-basket-case.blogspot.com

Hello, this is very bad. I was going to see a kiss reunion concert*, I'm not an arab took a photo and bam. I realised I was dressed as the stay puft marshmallow man. Then I got changed into my kiss costume he took a photo and bam. Goes on the front cover of goth weekly*. So here I am trying to steal, well terminate goth weekly. Because I don't think its possible I'll proboably need the jolly green giant. I hired Al Pacino,
slightly mistaking him for al capone, slightly realising he was dead. So here I go. OH NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
To be continued.
Peace NOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUT,
Johnny D.
*1 yes the drummer in kiss is dead.
*2 Theres something about me and a certain magazine weekly.

Preschool D

If you are one of the people wodering what I was like in preschool. Then You will be lucky, I will guide you through a DVD I made at 3. Ok then, here we go, well there's I'm not an arabs mum. There goes his dad, sheesh, hat sure was a bloody mess. Oh look there's a tower I made, Oh Argus kicked it dow Luckily I have a certain BB Gun and a water pistol. Nothing better to wash off fake bullets than water, except mud which I think is what kind of egg I just layed. OH CRAP, GOOD GOD I HAD A MESSY LIFE!!!
(vomiting noises) Peace bluuuuurgggghhh,
Jonny D BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE.

Sir. Rodenta.

Well I found a cute rat, in local pets, I traded My shed door. His name is Sir. Rodenta, I hope Blarge the goldfish isn't jealous. He seems to be making fish morse code. "You think you're so big because you have tails, well I'm making a stand for the fins!" I'm not an arab got a cat, I often replace it's milk with scum water. Well Everybody he is so cute, cuter than Geraldina*.
Peace out Sir. Rodenta says peace out too, Blarge makes goldfish swares,
Jonny D.
*1. Geraldina is Arguses pet rabbit.

The Jonny D experience quadruple anniversary

Its a massive party everyones here and most importantly The bands playing, thats right. THE JONNY D EXPERIENCE. I'm lead vocals and lead guitar, I'm not an arabs on bass and backing vocals, and Freddy Ts on drums and screams JONNY D!! You might have heard no.2 singles such as "Ginger haze" and "Elevator to hell" Kenny G will be playing such no.237580486032 hits as "I don't sing in this damn song" and "Please make Jonny D typing the names of songs in speech marks." Steve will be doing a musical on nothing other than BRIMSTONE. Argus the tormentor will do such stunts as Me throwing bricks at his crotch, and Seeing how long he can last without going to the toilet on laxatives. That is going to be pretty damn sick. Moon Unit will tag along and do a comic act. Probably mostly about his dumb name, but it's gonna be swinging at none other than the lodge, minnesotas community centre.
Happy peace out to me,
Happy Jonny D,
I can't stop saying happy,
Someone shoot me.

A WHAT????!!!

I just found out Jonny D is a double barrel name my full name is Jonny-D Jefferson. Damn, This is perfect Jonny D LTD will be laughing at me, like argus but I can shoot him. Ok just get to your office before anyone notices, I think I'll have a cappucino before I get there. Oh hey Argus, erm SHOOT!, uh oh you took my gun. LEGGIT!!! Faster than speeding light I will through my cappucino at Argus and (woosh) damn missed, ah my office. Get in! Phew things nearly got ugly, (argus smashes face on window) Woo Hoo. A cigars what I need. Throw it in the air and swallow it. SWALLOW!! CRAP!! i'm gonna die tonight.
Peace out to all my double barreled friends,
Jonny-D Jefferson.

Directing manic

Hello, I have been asked to direct, "The dummies guide to directing." It's a mystery how I got it, well here we are at day 1 and as Orson Welles said. "Hello, I'm Orson Welles. I'm not an arab is the producer, argus the erm, milk monitor? Freddy T the presenter and Kenny G writing the soundtrack. Well I'm in the highest position of them all. Log date 5 minutes after I started directing. Well It's time for lunch break, and steve is the dinner ladie/catbert like freak. Well, the dinner tastes like dog vomit, no it's not one of those awful jokes where it turns out to be dog vomit. Dog vomit doesn't have a crust or chicken filling. Yep, you guessed it chicken pie. Now getting back to the directors chair, itcan fit directors on in 2 different tv shows how cool is that? Not very is the answer, at all. Well day one has ended and its a disaster, except for the fact I'm not an arab got bitten by cerberus, that was kind of fun. Cerberus was just Steve in a dog suit, with cannibal teeth. Well I got my check, holy mother of custard toothpaste. I got paid.... IN BLOODY MONOPOLY MONEY!!!
Seriously cheesed off no more peace out,
Jonny "Damn the tv shows about directing" D

say goodbye

Well here I am The carboard box has always been nice but hurricane barry destroyed it. However My cool quiz on me gave me an idea there was a question saying where do I live.
One of the wrong answers was the apartment where friends was shot, now I am living there. I managed to put Li'l mommas laxatives, in the guards coffee and hey presto yeah presto over here. Jerk. Oh well I am in the phoebes bedroom. Im not an arabs in the place where they shot the west wing. Argus the tormentor is in my cardboard box. I called it "Trekker" even though he hates star trek. And is so far screaming, for more champagne. DAMN BUGGER!!
Peace out, even though the bedroom door is closed,
Jonny D.

The dumbest ads ever sent to me

Hello, Are you not enjoying life at it's fullest? Well then maybe you should try suicide. Warning will cause certain death.
Our new wasing powder works in 3 easy ways. 1. Leave clothes in dryer for 24 hours. 2. Call it crap and complain to yourself that you should get a refund. 3. Buy a much better product.
Our brand new bith control pills are bound to make you pregnant. Warning, contains nicotine.
Well there they are,
Lots of crap,
the j to to the o to the n to the eh I can't keep this up, Jonny D

10 things to do if you are so bored you are watching newgrounds

1. Put an online quiz on http://www.coolquiz.com/ I've put several quizzes on.
2. Go on runescape annoy people, get a girlfriend, boyfriend, orcfriend etc.
3. Send a prank email like sending a picture of a raw steak to vegetarians weekly*.
4. Send me £40.00.
5. Repeat the same old idiotic, paranoid stuff you do*.

*1. Vegetarians weekly probably does not exist.
*2. I could not care less about doing another five things to do.
Peace out,
Jonny D.

WOO HOO

Well here I am being cast for the role of Jonny D I have previously failed 100 times to play the part of me but just you see. 1 hour later well I got 0 out of 10 I normally get minus 50 out of 10. Oh dear god hells messenger steve played me hes gonna be in my dreams tonight. Well at least I got the part of a drug addict. Said they never seen acting so goog I replied "Acting? I'm not acting."
Peace out, or rather all go nuts and kill,
Jonny D

Picky awards.

Oh dear god, I got nominated for seven picky awards. This is the best thing ever I am gonna get to shoot argus the tormentor and drink vinegar and eat gravy sandwiches. I even got nominated for best motion picture with the forbidden. I got nominated for shooting your bodyguard the most times. Well 'll be off Im not an arab has got nominated for best person in the world but trust me he is such a little fat bugger.
See you at the awards,
Jonny D.

The men

Wondering how can just me Freddy T and Kenny G run a buisness well these are the others that help with Jonny D LTD.
I'm not an arab: Yes okay my secret name is not I'm not an arab it is in fact anther person. He is the vice manager of Jonny D LTD. He does all the work except Freddy Ts they are both very hard workers.
Argus the tormentor: My bodyguard, I only hired him so I could shoot him in the leg. All he ever really says is I am going to kill Jonny D the @%!!$£?. He also had a number 1 hit with When I find that little crap Jonny D I'll kill him. I personally did not find that song amusing, considering I found his plots to kill me.
Steve: This guy is the messenger from hell he comes and tells me that I am going to hell. He is also a beloved customer for Jonny D LTD.
Shoopy doo ,
Jonny D

games and sites

Well this day has gone well I bought Led Zeppelin II on cd I would reccomend it. Now onto buisness this is weird I dunno what to say well erm I'm thinkin of updating the site like puttin games on if thats possible oh and also If you're reading then go on this site http://myspace.com/tonightequalsdancing/ it is really good \I cannot tell you how I know them ok? Its something to do with family relations.
Who wants games?
Jonny D

My bottom 10

AS you can guess from the name here is my bottom 10:
10- When you get a filling you don't want on you're burger.
09- Christian rock.
08- Health magazines with violent names on so when you buy them no violence.
07- Lego, it always breaks apart.
06- Protesters you cant go anywhere because of them.
05- Writing dead long E-mails it is hell.
04- The no powerpoint on blogger rule I killed myself because of that.
03- Picky computers.
02- Fire alarms go off when the bread is toasting dont go off when the house is burning down.
01- Da da people hounding me to know my name.
Well bye I'll be celebrating 15 posts.
Jonny D

My empire

I so god damn hope that you havent seen Freddy Ts website. However he is my right hand man, but the little bugger hacked my account and then created a new blog. I bet you are wondering who my left hand man is, well his name is Kenny G, no laughing not 1 bit ok. This the part of my blog where I introduce you to my empire and no I am not just a wasted guy who owns a blog.
Well we do these products, cigars and star wars memrobillia now my left an right hand men do most of the work, like paying for my bills and shooting anyone whose taking legal action against me. Well thats Freddy T who does that Kenny G just sits around playing the sax, but I aint gonna fire him because he is quite good at the sax by that I mean crap. Well this is you're tour of my empire please pay me all you're money or I'll get Kenny G to play mwahahaha.
Thank you come again,
Jonny D

Sorry about that last crap post

Hello phew that coma sure was weird, you know my brother who was a back up singer for pearl jamactually noticed I got killed an didnt phone 999. Instead he phones the dominos hotline. Well I am back now still not being an arab even though my great uncle is 1trillionth arabian. Well ive noticed a load of secret tellin today so bye.
Brain weird feel,
jonny d

Hello I'm back again but I have Kurt Cobaines brain

oh crap the forbidden is gone forever.

Well lets god damn hope that we can watc the first 5 scenes of the movie if not well I'll have to kill myself. Well thats it. (trigger pulls, Head burstin open.) I hate the no powerpoint rule.

the forbidden

Well is this ace or what? The forbidden is this thing that I'm neva gonna tell u my 1st secret cuz its my 1st. I feel so ace like when the dead found decomposing had nothin 2 do with compost then attempted 2 kill george a romero 4 tellin lies. However I mite as well tell u the forbidden is the name of the movie comin out on powerpoint cinema!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that the best thing or what get ready 4 it in april soon.
SHuv the popcorn in my mouth,
Jonny D

im not an arab the movie

Ive had a movie planned for a long time like the creature from the black lagoon. Bassicaly a horror movie with a man in green scaley pyjamas and a theme tune thats bassicaly christians going hee ho hee ho in an evil voice. However it would be called attack of the tribe of poloticians and its about a nation of democrats and republicans and they attack the liberal democrats. The difference is the liberal democrats hav liberal tatooed across there heads.
And cut, I said cut.... CUUUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JONNY D

my reasons 4 not being an arab

Hello, U wonderin why im not an arab? Well 4 one thing ther xtinct. 4,2 things no-one in my family was an arab. Finally god made me the way i am. I grow up and various otha things.
Shoop dee woop,
Big daddy D

Hello adoring fans ur the best fans ive eva had which is why im gonna let u in on some gossip goin on in my class. I am a bachelor, im the best, teachers pay me to get 2 like them its livin the dream seriously. Its only 1 dream that aint livin if i can eva tak normal again like the other dawgs.
LOL,
JONNY D

Runescape diary

Killed monsters talked 2 people i dont know and im now level 35. ITs the best game eva seriously.
Peace out
JONNY D

DOGS AND CHAIN MAIL

HELLO again please do not ask about the dumb title that makes no sense if you cant see it, its called "DOGS AND CHAINMAIL." However if you found the title amusing please give me a tenner i know were you live. I have a map even though it dont show streets or houses. Now to end this conversation about crap let me say. DOGS AND CHAINMAIL

DOGS AND CHAIN MAIL

HELLO again please do not ask about the dumb title that makes no sense if you cant see it, its called "DOGS AND CHAINMAIL." However if you found the title amusing please give me a tenner i know were you live. I have a map even though it dont show streets or houses. Now to end this conversation about crap let me say. DOGS AND CHAINMAIL

ALL ABOUT ME

Hello there are a few things you dont know about me. NO.1 despite the rumors i am not a drug dealer. NO.2 I am not an arab and finally. NO.3 never talk to me about polotics, drugs and glue or just dont talk to me about anything.
JONNY D