My ways

Ever wonder how I was such a musical Jenius? Well it all started one day in year 4 Someone punched me really hard so I raised my arm, so they counted me down as wanting to do the stylophone class. Damn, damn them all, so I didn't have anything to practce with so I just stole this thing the stevie wonderler. All you have to do is hit on the floor and play the keys it's easy it's like the room of punishments keyoard. I think he tried to kill that zeppelin did land on my decoy didn't it? Yes, so I killed the ***** and nearly got it but you can't hit a person with shades. I took the class and thehy taught us how to sing I learnt how to play the guitar and at first I thought it was a violin Jimmy Page gave me a £2,000 quid bill, my uncle lives on the street now. hen I formed a band a parody band we made: Mr. Moran, dinner and the real captain cab, I teamed up with Jackass. It was a success then I made the Jonny D experience and thats it. And the picture has the guy odf the KFC chicken, I think his names coneol sandman. Well I think any way, he met the croatian president me and Jackass are good mates now, except for that story time post and him revealing the sacred song but yeh, were dead cool.
Jonny D.

Story time

Hello kids gather around, today we will here a story about love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage. Ok then, It all began 2 years ago in a magical land called stoke and... screw this real stuff. There was a man called Joey and also a girl lets just call her Nowell... they met, Joey said. "Look if you had one shot to sit on your lazy butt" Nowell replied "And make you }:~: off just like I wanted" " So how about broadway? Thats allways good." She said yes. So they were outside the porno theatre or "Broadway"... they went inside she went to get some popcorn meanwhile Someone came back looking just like Nowell so Joey snogged her for lets just say a world record. And realised it was the geography teacher the geography teacher replied " I'm 24 years old I like that."
To be continued.