Hello http://im-not-an-arab.blogspot.com has always been great but. Every great thing needs an end. It's not the end of Jonny D altogether, pay me 50p, and I shalll send you one of my world class posts. Here we are at J C Penneys where the long lived characters are being crucified. We've got some celebrations going on but that's coupon sales crap, 50% off day and the Macedoinan market. possible new names are. http://jonny-d-is-awesome.blogspot.com and of course http://istillfriggin rule now to post this.
P-p-p-p-peace ouuuuuuut,
WAAAAAAAA D.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Sunday, December 10, 2006
What really happened
Hello welcome to the shocking horrors of The Lodge, Minnesota.
April 18th 2006?? "Now everybody welcome it's those boys you've been waiting to see, N-SYNC!!! But they couldn't make it we'll have to make do with carl's Five." "Hey I'm Carl and thats Larry, Stig, Lenny and Gogopopolous. Ready one two three FOUR. Jagagagagagagagagaga dododododooooo dooooodoooo way-o way-o dududududududud BAM. Thank you thank you, if you have any names for that song please send them to us." "How about stick that song in my ass." "Note to self: Kill everyone." "Its not a note to self if you say it too everyone." "SCREW YOU!!!" "Anyway heres N-Sync." "Hey guys we heard this fantastic song which we're gonna do a cover of. Okay Ready one two three FOUR. Jagagagagagagagagaga dododododooooo dooooodoooo way-o way-o dududududududud BAM." "It was never the same after Chris Kirkpatrick was mauled by a tiger."
Meanwhile in the dressing room. "Hey Stig I think we rocked there world." "Carl, you were throwing up in the toilet all throughout." "Yeah but I could hear it. Way-o way-o thats a classic." "It fits in well with our new album name 'DADADADADADADADADADA' but it's kinda dumb repeating random crap like doo da and fad." "Hey don't dis random crap." "I won't. hey look over there its Van halen." "Where?" (AWESOME AXE KILLING NOISES.) The TV cameras could not record all that blood well not since the frasier outtakes has there been so much gore.
Meanwhile back in The Lodge. "I rolled an 8." "How can you roll an 8, its a one sided die." " I stuck post it notes on it that had numbers on it." (knock knock.) "Hey what was that?" "It's that new Carls five album knock knock. Can you remember it goes knock knockknockknockknockknockknock knockknock knockknock knockknock knockknock knock." "No, I fed that to Steve." "What???!!! THESE WEREN'T NOODLES!!!!!!" "Nope I tricked you an-" "DIE YOU FREAKIN FREAK MEN FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "What?" "YOU HEARD ME." Again it couldn't produce that much blood oh if you didn't know try and find out who the killer is...... Stig.
DUDUDU.. peace out.
Jonny D...UDUDUDU
April 18th 2006?? "Now everybody welcome it's those boys you've been waiting to see, N-SYNC!!! But they couldn't make it we'll have to make do with carl's Five." "Hey I'm Carl and thats Larry, Stig, Lenny and Gogopopolous. Ready one two three FOUR. Jagagagagagagagagaga dododododooooo dooooodoooo way-o way-o dududududududud BAM. Thank you thank you, if you have any names for that song please send them to us." "How about stick that song in my ass." "Note to self: Kill everyone." "Its not a note to self if you say it too everyone." "SCREW YOU!!!" "Anyway heres N-Sync." "Hey guys we heard this fantastic song which we're gonna do a cover of. Okay Ready one two three FOUR. Jagagagagagagagagaga dododododooooo dooooodoooo way-o way-o dududududududud BAM." "It was never the same after Chris Kirkpatrick was mauled by a tiger."
Meanwhile in the dressing room. "Hey Stig I think we rocked there world." "Carl, you were throwing up in the toilet all throughout." "Yeah but I could hear it. Way-o way-o thats a classic." "It fits in well with our new album name 'DADADADADADADADADADA' but it's kinda dumb repeating random crap like doo da and fad." "Hey don't dis random crap." "I won't. hey look over there its Van halen." "Where?" (AWESOME AXE KILLING NOISES.) The TV cameras could not record all that blood well not since the frasier outtakes has there been so much gore.
Meanwhile back in The Lodge. "I rolled an 8." "How can you roll an 8, its a one sided die." " I stuck post it notes on it that had numbers on it." (knock knock.) "Hey what was that?" "It's that new Carls five album knock knock. Can you remember it goes knock knockknockknockknockknockknock knockknock knockknock knockknock knockknock knock." "No, I fed that to Steve." "What???!!! THESE WEREN'T NOODLES!!!!!!" "Nope I tricked you an-" "DIE YOU FREAKIN FREAK MEN FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "What?" "YOU HEARD ME." Again it couldn't produce that much blood oh if you didn't know try and find out who the killer is...... Stig.
DUDUDU.. peace out.
Jonny D...UDUDUDU
Thursday, December 07, 2006
The Wonders Of Bacon and Brian Sockpuppetworthington
What could possibly replace my bestest of all friends? 7 minutes later. So Brian Sockpuppetworthington how are you doing today? "I could run a mile." Oh you're annoying screw you." Some time later it doesn't really matter you didn't come to see how many minutes apart Jonny D has an idea.
So this is my new back-up band a slice of bacon lets play some hot licks. Theres a lady who knows, that all glitter is gold. Oh this is boring and her name is Barbara Streisand and various other crap. What do you think of that Mr. Bacon? (The bacon slides down) I don't need your opinions I don't need anybody's I can make it on my own. I'M GOING SOLO!
BACON?" ""Hello everybody its Jerry Springer can we bring Mr. Jonny D and slice of bacon back together? Lets have a look at what the audience think." "Where the hell were you? This slice of bacon has had to live WITHOUT you." In my defence we knew each other for about a minute until he slid off the sofa. "Is this true?" "Well I stand up for my rights." Hey you never talked when I was around or stood up for that matter. "Yeah well you were boring." Oh me boring. ME boring." (Various argumental noises.) "Can anyone tell me what thecrap is going on?" "Well Jonny D was looking for friends so he chose a slice of bacon but they had some sort of a fallout." "What wthApparently yes." "Alright break it up ladies." "-jam." "Why did you just say jam?" "He said he would have preffered me with jam." "Oh ok. Well don't you think this is a bit silly? I mean steps have better reasons for having a fallout than you." Oh really he called me pumpkin-head. "Oh right that's it battle to the death." "JONNY D WINS."
Throwing the peace and bacon out,
Jonny D
So this is my new back-up band a slice of bacon lets play some hot licks. Theres a lady who knows, that all glitter is gold. Oh this is boring and her name is Barbara Streisand and various other crap. What do you think of that Mr. Bacon? (The bacon slides down) I don't need your opinions I don't need anybody's I can make it on my own. I'M GOING SOLO!
BACON?" ""Hello everybody its Jerry Springer can we bring Mr. Jonny D and slice of bacon back together? Lets have a look at what the audience think." "Where the hell were you? This slice of bacon has had to live WITHOUT you." In my defence we knew each other for about a minute until he slid off the sofa. "Is this true?" "Well I stand up for my rights." Hey you never talked when I was around or stood up for that matter. "Yeah well you were boring." Oh me boring. ME boring." (Various argumental noises.) "Can anyone tell me what thecrap is going on?" "Well Jonny D was looking for friends so he chose a slice of bacon but they had some sort of a fallout." "What wthApparently yes." "Alright break it up ladies." "-jam." "Why did you just say jam?" "He said he would have preffered me with jam." "Oh ok. Well don't you think this is a bit silly? I mean steps have better reasons for having a fallout than you." Oh really he called me pumpkin-head. "Oh right that's it battle to the death." "JONNY D WINS."
Throwing the peace and bacon out,
Jonny D
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