The lexicon of stupidity.

One of my favorite books is the lexicon of stupidity which is just basically stupid quotes, here are some quotes bound to make you laugh.

I've got ten pairs of trainers, that's one for every day of the week- popstar and model Samantha Fox.

When I'm sitting here with you I don't even thing about slime people- Hero to Heroine, the slime people, 1963.

Tonya Lynn Bruno and Mark Anthony Eagen will exchange wedding cows August 21 at St. Mary's catholic church- Idaho newspaper weddings announcement page.

You give 100% in the first half of the game, and if it isn't enough, in the second half you get whats left- Baseball great Yogi Berra.

Parking for blind only- Sign in Lakewood, Colorado.

Kentucky fried chicken
Try our new zesty Owl- Marquee ad at kentucky fried chicken (the B was missing from bowl)

Are young americans be getting stupider?- Headline, Corvallis (Oregon) Gazzette times

Jonny D, Private Eye....rland

Hello, its a bit strange really, but I'm going on holiday. I know probably nothing will happen but hopefully Argus will do well In his operation, what happened was some merciless git shot him in the head and fractured his skull. Wait that was me I mean errrrr errrr John Travolta I dunno???? Ahhhhhh voices from the beyond!!!!! Well now I've ironically associated a joke with my primary school I can get on with things. In case you're wondering no Jonny D private Eyerland is not where I'm going largely thanks to the factor of imaganiation, which I can say most of TV ruined I can only imagine Tim Taylor now walking through this plain window and making his weird noise catchphrase. Now I'm on off to sunny Canada, can't wait to get hit by some rays, OH CRAP IT'S CALIFORNIA!!!!!! California is where I wanted to go.

Peacover out,
Jonny D