Travellin' a crap long time.

"Welcome to Jenny D world news, I am your host guy in baker queue." Oh hey guys klets watch my sisters news show. They are gonna be reviewing cans bobporn and a bit of normal Shaun??? What kind of a name is that? "In unrelated news The Lodge is rigged to blow." OH MY GOD BETTER TELL EVERYONE I KNOW!! Mr pitters did you hear the news? "Yeah I heard the news MY ASS!!" Ha thats a good one Mr. Pitters. Lonely Arse. Who else do I know oh yeah jackass. Meanwhile in the mental hospital. "TV is good TV is good and I'm mental AND I'M MENTAL." "Hey, Jackass where'd you get the TV?" "I used my temptational skills." "No I really wanna know." "Okay so I said pretty please to the guard, there you have it Stan." "Have what?" "I dunno this knife?" "Thats a cactus." "Oh well lets watch the mental channel." Newscaster: And so Fluffy the kitten found out the consequences. In unrelated news the mental institute is rigged to blow. "Oh my god I'd better tell Mr. Critters, oh wait hes a guy I made up. I'd better find Jonny D and tell him the news." And so he ran and ran and ran until his pants fell down. "I'd better pull them up." He would however find something out. "Oh no theres a sign on that open door saying please do not walk out of here but I think I will. "Stop there C.C." Said benny the guard. "Oh well I'd better be a good boy. Hey look an open window I think I might jump. That went well. Meanwhile on the same road Jackass is jumping onto. Tom Tom: Go straight on at the man you will run over. Driver: What? Jackass: Oh sweet Jesus. Driver: Tom Tom what do I do. Tom Tom: Turn left at the jerk on your window. Jackass: No No you're driving into a barbershop. Oh god. Tom Tom:You drove into a barbershop you jerk. Turn right at the dead person. Driver: Which one there are so many. "Hopefully nothing will get in the way." Citizen: Look out kid theres a giant ape you're walking into. "What oh crap its King Kong! He's gonna take me to the top of the empire state building. (Five minutes later.) "I'm overcome with excitement I'm at the very top of the petrol station." (meanwhile in Jonny Ds world.) According to my calculations I'm in a land made entirely out of cartoons which is not good and- Dangermouse: Do you need help? "Yes yes I do now I'm-" Dangermouse: Never fear Dangermouse is here. "Okay as much as I respect you as a cartoon I'm afraid I have to hit you very hard with baseball bats. HUTTAGH DIE YOU FREAKIN' MOUSE!!" Some guy: I'm afraid you just killed dangermouse. "Yes I know but." Some random guy: Dangermouse did he kill you. "He can't answer he's slightly dead." Now we're gonna have to take you to prison." "No you're not look even when I prod you, you would probably die oh and you did AHHH I'M AN OUTLAW.
Be continued.
Jonny D.