Saturday, July 08, 2006

My ways

Ever wonder how I was such a musical Jenius? Well it all started one day in year 4 Someone punched me really hard so I raised my arm, so they counted me down as wanting to do the stylophone class. Damn, damn them all, so I didn't have anything to practce with so I just stole this thing the stevie wonderler. All you have to do is hit on the floor and play the keys it's easy it's like the room of punishments keyoard. I think he tried to kill that zeppelin did land on my decoy didn't it? Yes, so I killed the ***** and nearly got it but you can't hit a person with shades. I took the class and thehy taught us how to sing I learnt how to play the guitar and at first I thought it was a violin Jimmy Page gave me a £2,000 quid bill, my uncle lives on the street now. hen I formed a band a parody band we made: Mr. Moran, dinner and the real captain cab, I teamed up with Jackass. It was a success then I made the Jonny D experience and thats it. And the picture has the guy odf the KFC chicken, I think his names coneol sandman. Well I think any way, he met the croatian president me and Jackass are good mates now, except for that story time post and him revealing the sacred song but yeh, were dead cool.
Jonny D.

1 comment:

murdock said...

ye were really cool (espeacially me)from captain cab...i mean...errrr....stay in arabia!