Picky awards.

Oh dear god, I got nominated for seven picky awards. This is the best thing ever I am gonna get to shoot argus the tormentor and drink vinegar and eat gravy sandwiches. I even got nominated for best motion picture with the forbidden. I got nominated for shooting your bodyguard the most times. Well 'll be off Im not an arab has got nominated for best person in the world but trust me he is such a little fat bugger.
See you at the awards,
Jonny D.

The men

Wondering how can just me Freddy T and Kenny G run a buisness well these are the others that help with Jonny D LTD.
I'm not an arab: Yes okay my secret name is not I'm not an arab it is in fact anther person. He is the vice manager of Jonny D LTD. He does all the work except Freddy Ts they are both very hard workers.
Argus the tormentor: My bodyguard, I only hired him so I could shoot him in the leg. All he ever really says is I am going to kill Jonny D the @%!!$£?. He also had a number 1 hit with When I find that little crap Jonny D I'll kill him. I personally did not find that song amusing, considering I found his plots to kill me.
Steve: This guy is the messenger from hell he comes and tells me that I am going to hell. He is also a beloved customer for Jonny D LTD.
Shoopy doo ,
Jonny D

games and sites

Well this day has gone well I bought Led Zeppelin II on cd I would reccomend it. Now onto buisness this is weird I dunno what to say well erm I'm thinkin of updating the site like puttin games on if thats possible oh and also If you're reading then go on this site http://myspace.com/tonightequalsdancing/ it is really good \I cannot tell you how I know them ok? Its something to do with family relations.
Who wants games?
Jonny D

My bottom 10

AS you can guess from the name here is my bottom 10:
10- When you get a filling you don't want on you're burger.
09- Christian rock.
08- Health magazines with violent names on so when you buy them no violence.
07- Lego, it always breaks apart.
06- Protesters you cant go anywhere because of them.
05- Writing dead long E-mails it is hell.
04- The no powerpoint on blogger rule I killed myself because of that.
03- Picky computers.
02- Fire alarms go off when the bread is toasting dont go off when the house is burning down.
01- Da da people hounding me to know my name.
Well bye I'll be celebrating 15 posts.
Jonny D

My empire

I so god damn hope that you havent seen Freddy Ts website. However he is my right hand man, but the little bugger hacked my account and then created a new blog. I bet you are wondering who my left hand man is, well his name is Kenny G, no laughing not 1 bit ok. This the part of my blog where I introduce you to my empire and no I am not just a wasted guy who owns a blog.
Well we do these products, cigars and star wars memrobillia now my left an right hand men do most of the work, like paying for my bills and shooting anyone whose taking legal action against me. Well thats Freddy T who does that Kenny G just sits around playing the sax, but I aint gonna fire him because he is quite good at the sax by that I mean crap. Well this is you're tour of my empire please pay me all you're money or I'll get Kenny G to play mwahahaha.
Thank you come again,
Jonny D

Sorry about that last crap post

Hello phew that coma sure was weird, you know my brother who was a back up singer for pearl jamactually noticed I got killed an didnt phone 999. Instead he phones the dominos hotline. Well I am back now still not being an arab even though my great uncle is 1trillionth arabian. Well ive noticed a load of secret tellin today so bye.
Brain weird feel,
jonny d

Hello I'm back again but I have Kurt Cobaines brain

oh crap the forbidden is gone forever.

Well lets god damn hope that we can watc the first 5 scenes of the movie if not well I'll have to kill myself. Well thats it. (trigger pulls, Head burstin open.) I hate the no powerpoint rule.

the forbidden

Well is this ace or what? The forbidden is this thing that I'm neva gonna tell u my 1st secret cuz its my 1st. I feel so ace like when the dead found decomposing had nothin 2 do with compost then attempted 2 kill george a romero 4 tellin lies. However I mite as well tell u the forbidden is the name of the movie comin out on powerpoint cinema!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that the best thing or what get ready 4 it in april soon.
SHuv the popcorn in my mouth,
Jonny D