What could possibly replace my bestest of all friends? 7 minutes later. So Brian Sockpuppetworthington how are you doing today? "I could run a mile." Oh you're annoying screw you." Some time later it doesn't really matter you didn't come to see how many minutes apart Jonny D has an idea.
So this is my new back-up band a slice of bacon lets play some hot licks. Theres a lady who knows, that all glitter is gold. Oh this is boring and her name is Barbara Streisand and various other crap. What do you think of that Mr. Bacon? (The bacon slides down) I don't need your opinions I don't need anybody's I can make it on my own. I'M GOING SOLO!
BACON?" ""Hello everybody its Jerry Springer can we bring Mr. Jonny D and slice of bacon back together? Lets have a look at what the audience think." "Where the hell were you? This slice of bacon has had to live WITHOUT you." In my defence we knew each other for about a minute until he slid off the sofa. "Is this true?" "Well I stand up for my rights." Hey you never talked when I was around or stood up for that matter. "Yeah well you were boring." Oh me boring. ME boring." (Various argumental noises.) "Can anyone tell me what thecrap is going on?" "Well Jonny D was looking for friends so he chose a slice of bacon but they had some sort of a fallout." "What wthApparently yes." "Alright break it up ladies." "-jam." "Why did you just say jam?" "He said he would have preffered me with jam." "Oh ok. Well don't you think this is a bit silly? I mean steps have better reasons for having a fallout than you." Oh really he called me pumpkin-head. "Oh right that's it battle to the death." "JONNY D WINS."
Throwing the peace and bacon out,
Jonny D
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