Part 2 of oh damn whats it caled last goth buis... no ahhhh screw it!!!

Well in case you wan't to know yes the title is the Jonny D experience quadruple anniversary. Well can you remember what happened last time, no neither can I. So lets flashback using that thing oh whats that thing that combines a cam and a corder??? Oh yeah It's a drum so lets flashback with a drum) "ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO FOUR." "Were lapsing into a drum solo probably for the theme to mcdonalds so we'd better stop it. GUYS STOP IT!!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry boss we got carried away, look it wasn't my fault it was dave, him!" "Oh shut up Diaperbrain!" "CRYBABY!" Now then lets not recap I mean what'll happen next??!! Oh kids this note has been handed to me that says the Faklands have been invavded? Oh well that doesn't fit in very well.
3 hours later.
"Look Director I wish to register a complaint."
What will happen next time will we get this story done or will Jonny D fire his director?? The voting number is 0800 6785 Have a nice day.

Freddy Ts In love

I think its time to get the ping pong balls out. Well then here at Luigis Pizza restaurant..... takeaway, theres the pizza covering the girls face. I'll go in (Pink Panther theme.) Hello my name is errrrrrr Jeff Lebowski I want to buy a get that pizza out of you're girlfriends face pizza. "Hey, wait a minute its my boss." "Hey wadda ya know its My assistant Frederick Thompson, so whos the girl?" "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, erm Holly Golightly?" "Look I know a lie when I see one you know that right?"
To be continued,
Pies out,
Jonny D.

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Hurricane Barry strikes back with force.

Hello, do you any of you regognicse this post "say goodbye" If so then yes hurricane barry has struck back. Now we are living in Argus's bomb shelter, you can vote one of us out every week now. Voting hours are between 08:00 AND 18:00 if you're excited press one or if your as bored as every else press 2. If you have miss dialled and mistaken 0800 5674857294576492203847575r73211375257643532 for 999 please stay on the line. If you hear that you have got the wrong number our number is 4 5. Now a word from our sponsor: Its the cereal that suprisingly tasteds like nothing in strawberry flavour. (CRAAAAAAKKKKLLLEEE)
Peas out, Please out, Preach out?
Jonny D

The lexicon of stupidity.

One of my favorite books is the lexicon of stupidity which is just basically stupid quotes, here are some quotes bound to make you laugh.

I've got ten pairs of trainers, that's one for every day of the week- popstar and model Samantha Fox.

When I'm sitting here with you I don't even thing about slime people- Hero to Heroine, the slime people, 1963.

Tonya Lynn Bruno and Mark Anthony Eagen will exchange wedding cows August 21 at St. Mary's catholic church- Idaho newspaper weddings announcement page.

You give 100% in the first half of the game, and if it isn't enough, in the second half you get whats left- Baseball great Yogi Berra.

Parking for blind only- Sign in Lakewood, Colorado.

Kentucky fried chicken
Try our new zesty Owl- Marquee ad at kentucky fried chicken (the B was missing from bowl)

Are young americans be getting stupider?- Headline, Corvallis (Oregon) Gazzette times

Jonny D, Private Eye....rland

Hello, its a bit strange really, but I'm going on holiday. I know probably nothing will happen but hopefully Argus will do well In his operation, what happened was some merciless git shot him in the head and fractured his skull. Wait that was me I mean errrrr errrr John Travolta I dunno???? Ahhhhhh voices from the beyond!!!!! Well now I've ironically associated a joke with my primary school I can get on with things. In case you're wondering no Jonny D private Eyerland is not where I'm going largely thanks to the factor of imaganiation, which I can say most of TV ruined I can only imagine Tim Taylor now walking through this plain window and making his weird noise catchphrase. Now I'm on off to sunny Canada, can't wait to get hit by some rays, OH CRAP IT'S CALIFORNIA!!!!!! California is where I wanted to go.

Peacover out,
Jonny D

My ways

Ever wonder how I was such a musical Jenius? Well it all started one day in year 4 Someone punched me really hard so I raised my arm, so they counted me down as wanting to do the stylophone class. Damn, damn them all, so I didn't have anything to practce with so I just stole this thing the stevie wonderler. All you have to do is hit on the floor and play the keys it's easy it's like the room of punishments keyoard. I think he tried to kill that zeppelin did land on my decoy didn't it? Yes, so I killed the ***** and nearly got it but you can't hit a person with shades. I took the class and thehy taught us how to sing I learnt how to play the guitar and at first I thought it was a violin Jimmy Page gave me a £2,000 quid bill, my uncle lives on the street now. hen I formed a band a parody band we made: Mr. Moran, dinner and the real captain cab, I teamed up with Jackass. It was a success then I made the Jonny D experience and thats it. And the picture has the guy odf the KFC chicken, I think his names coneol sandman. Well I think any way, he met the croatian president me and Jackass are good mates now, except for that story time post and him revealing the sacred song but yeh, were dead cool.
Jonny D.

Story time

Hello kids gather around, today we will here a story about love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage. Ok then, It all began 2 years ago in a magical land called stoke and... screw this real stuff. There was a man called Joey and also a girl lets just call her Nowell... they met, Joey said. "Look if you had one shot to sit on your lazy butt" Nowell replied "And make you }:~: off just like I wanted" " So how about broadway? Thats allways good." She said yes. So they were outside the porno theatre or "Broadway"... they went inside she went to get some popcorn meanwhile Someone came back looking just like Nowell so Joey snogged her for lets just say a world record. And realised it was the geography teacher the geography teacher replied " I'm 24 years old I like that."
To be continued.

The Jonny D cup

Hello, to celebrate the world cup the Jonny D cup has been organised, it has 24 teams. Its going to be ace to keep track of scores what happened http://forthecup.blogspot.com see you and come on the lodge!

last goth buisness on the left part 3

Well there was no point in tying up I'm not an arab when he got hit by the "Tranquility and snooze (ray)." Well they want the blueprints for the new Cigar entitled cigarna, but I'll I did was a robotic dustbin. Either that or a dog, actually its a dustbin controlled dog, but now they have a new gadget called "SHUT UP MUTT." Then they're releasing the video game "SHUT UP MUTT found a bone, which turned out to be an autographed bone from the singer of Lordi." Catchy title, god save me if not batman and if not him then I'm not an arab.
1 day later... the guy on the picture of woo hoo saved me, the worthless pile of turd.
FREED And out which equals peace out,
Jonny D.

Attempting to kill a goth part 2

This is Jonny D on his laptop being held hostage, I've never been held hostage before. It feels like a unique experience to get outside and well not get outside, more just die. Batman will save me, even if he is fictional which hes not, I can remember two face why was he called that? "Because he had two faces jerk!" Yes I'm not an arabs here he'll save me like he saved a drunk from a pile of sugar. And here we go yes yes YES Oh don't mind about that poisoned tranquilizer. Uh oh.
To be continued.
Peace out, the goths told me to get all the peace out,
Jonny D

Http://i-am-a-basket-case.blogspot.com

Hello, this is very bad. I was going to see a kiss reunion concert*, I'm not an arab took a photo and bam. I realised I was dressed as the stay puft marshmallow man. Then I got changed into my kiss costume he took a photo and bam. Goes on the front cover of goth weekly*. So here I am trying to steal, well terminate goth weekly. Because I don't think its possible I'll proboably need the jolly green giant. I hired Al Pacino,
slightly mistaking him for al capone, slightly realising he was dead. So here I go. OH NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
To be continued.
Peace NOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUT,
Johnny D.
*1 yes the drummer in kiss is dead.
*2 Theres something about me and a certain magazine weekly.

Preschool D

If you are one of the people wodering what I was like in preschool. Then You will be lucky, I will guide you through a DVD I made at 3. Ok then, here we go, well there's I'm not an arabs mum. There goes his dad, sheesh, hat sure was a bloody mess. Oh look there's a tower I made, Oh Argus kicked it dow Luckily I have a certain BB Gun and a water pistol. Nothing better to wash off fake bullets than water, except mud which I think is what kind of egg I just layed. OH CRAP, GOOD GOD I HAD A MESSY LIFE!!!
(vomiting noises) Peace bluuuuurgggghhh,
Jonny D BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE.

Sir. Rodenta.

Well I found a cute rat, in local pets, I traded My shed door. His name is Sir. Rodenta, I hope Blarge the goldfish isn't jealous. He seems to be making fish morse code. "You think you're so big because you have tails, well I'm making a stand for the fins!" I'm not an arab got a cat, I often replace it's milk with scum water. Well Everybody he is so cute, cuter than Geraldina*.
Peace out Sir. Rodenta says peace out too, Blarge makes goldfish swares,
Jonny D.
*1. Geraldina is Arguses pet rabbit.

The Jonny D experience quadruple anniversary

Its a massive party everyones here and most importantly The bands playing, thats right. THE JONNY D EXPERIENCE. I'm lead vocals and lead guitar, I'm not an arabs on bass and backing vocals, and Freddy Ts on drums and screams JONNY D!! You might have heard no.2 singles such as "Ginger haze" and "Elevator to hell" Kenny G will be playing such no.237580486032 hits as "I don't sing in this damn song" and "Please make Jonny D typing the names of songs in speech marks." Steve will be doing a musical on nothing other than BRIMSTONE. Argus the tormentor will do such stunts as Me throwing bricks at his crotch, and Seeing how long he can last without going to the toilet on laxatives. That is going to be pretty damn sick. Moon Unit will tag along and do a comic act. Probably mostly about his dumb name, but it's gonna be swinging at none other than the lodge, minnesotas community centre.
Happy peace out to me,
Happy Jonny D,
I can't stop saying happy,
Someone shoot me.

A WHAT????!!!

I just found out Jonny D is a double barrel name my full name is Jonny-D Jefferson. Damn, This is perfect Jonny D LTD will be laughing at me, like argus but I can shoot him. Ok just get to your office before anyone notices, I think I'll have a cappucino before I get there. Oh hey Argus, erm SHOOT!, uh oh you took my gun. LEGGIT!!! Faster than speeding light I will through my cappucino at Argus and (woosh) damn missed, ah my office. Get in! Phew things nearly got ugly, (argus smashes face on window) Woo Hoo. A cigars what I need. Throw it in the air and swallow it. SWALLOW!! CRAP!! i'm gonna die tonight.
Peace out to all my double barreled friends,
Jonny-D Jefferson.

Directing manic

Hello, I have been asked to direct, "The dummies guide to directing." It's a mystery how I got it, well here we are at day 1 and as Orson Welles said. "Hello, I'm Orson Welles. I'm not an arab is the producer, argus the erm, milk monitor? Freddy T the presenter and Kenny G writing the soundtrack. Well I'm in the highest position of them all. Log date 5 minutes after I started directing. Well It's time for lunch break, and steve is the dinner ladie/catbert like freak. Well, the dinner tastes like dog vomit, no it's not one of those awful jokes where it turns out to be dog vomit. Dog vomit doesn't have a crust or chicken filling. Yep, you guessed it chicken pie. Now getting back to the directors chair, itcan fit directors on in 2 different tv shows how cool is that? Not very is the answer, at all. Well day one has ended and its a disaster, except for the fact I'm not an arab got bitten by cerberus, that was kind of fun. Cerberus was just Steve in a dog suit, with cannibal teeth. Well I got my check, holy mother of custard toothpaste. I got paid.... IN BLOODY MONOPOLY MONEY!!!
Seriously cheesed off no more peace out,
Jonny "Damn the tv shows about directing" D

say goodbye

Well here I am The carboard box has always been nice but hurricane barry destroyed it. However My cool quiz on me gave me an idea there was a question saying where do I live.
One of the wrong answers was the apartment where friends was shot, now I am living there. I managed to put Li'l mommas laxatives, in the guards coffee and hey presto yeah presto over here. Jerk. Oh well I am in the phoebes bedroom. Im not an arabs in the place where they shot the west wing. Argus the tormentor is in my cardboard box. I called it "Trekker" even though he hates star trek. And is so far screaming, for more champagne. DAMN BUGGER!!
Peace out, even though the bedroom door is closed,
Jonny D.

The dumbest ads ever sent to me

Hello, Are you not enjoying life at it's fullest? Well then maybe you should try suicide. Warning will cause certain death.
Our new wasing powder works in 3 easy ways. 1. Leave clothes in dryer for 24 hours. 2. Call it crap and complain to yourself that you should get a refund. 3. Buy a much better product.
Our brand new bith control pills are bound to make you pregnant. Warning, contains nicotine.
Well there they are,
Lots of crap,
the j to to the o to the n to the eh I can't keep this up, Jonny D

10 things to do if you are so bored you are watching newgrounds

1. Put an online quiz on http://www.coolquiz.com/ I've put several quizzes on.
2. Go on runescape annoy people, get a girlfriend, boyfriend, orcfriend etc.
3. Send a prank email like sending a picture of a raw steak to vegetarians weekly*.
4. Send me £40.00.
5. Repeat the same old idiotic, paranoid stuff you do*.

*1. Vegetarians weekly probably does not exist.
*2. I could not care less about doing another five things to do.
Peace out,
Jonny D.