Jonny D, This Is Your Life.

So far jonny d is blindfolded and being taken somewhere.
So where am I going. "Err the gullotine factory." AGGGGGGHHHHH. 10 minutes later so where are we going for real this time?? "Jonny D we are going to roast you!!!!" AGGGGGGGGH "By roast do you think he meant have a special ceremony for him?" "I dont think so." 20 minutes later. "Jonny D I am Ben Dover and this is your life." (All it shows is a picture of Jonny d as a baby.) Gee that didn't take long bye. 30 mins later. "No that was just Steves presentation. Steve: Ohhh that was just steves presentation.. dork. "This is I'm not an arabs presentation." Oh crap. "Jonathan D Jeffersonson." LIES ALL LIES!!! "Was born on 6/6/06/" THAT TOO! "He currently works as CEO of his own corporate crapulance." Oh thats it. You dish the dirt on me I dish dirt on you. I'm not an arab is part of the fred bassett fan club, went out with Bruce Willis and is probably mentally undressing me right now. "And so-(crackling noises) whats the matter Charlie Brown?" "Okaay. Now its Argus the tormentors presentation." "Jonnie Dee was boren on mrch twenteeeee ferd." For the love of Pete. I'll give you a presentation on me.
Jonny Ds autobiography.

08:55 a young boy was born, two minutes later so was another he was named Jonny D to continue the family name legacy. Originally he was going to be called Freddy D but the mother got to name him it was only fair she did give birth to him. Jenny D the mother remembers the word Jonny F once said. “You know what? I’m going to be pregnant so I get to have the chance to name the baby.” Mr.F called his baby Loretta. It was decided that they were to poor for one to take care of them. Jonny D was taken to live with his very disturbing uncle named we don’t know he has several identities. Jenny D was to live with her mother, and moon unit his father. Jonny D had to be taught by his uncle he would teach him the wonders of grammar and punctuation but then he ran out of ideas. So he went to St. You know that guy. There he met Argus, Freddy, Kenny, Jackass, Steve. Jonny Ds uncle worked as a boot licker, not that it cleaned them it was just fun as all. The taste of sole reminded him of his wife. Six it was when they first met six it was when they first saw each other leave as she was taken away to a much better school. He had to lick his shoes until he felt better. His uncle then killed himself using poson “The poison without the I!” He left a 1 pound will. Jonny D said “Wow this could bring home like 10 packs of haribo!” He had to live with his aunt. A bit like David Copperfield no that was David Copperfield. He had to live with his street he made many friends who he killed for money. Then a fashion designer raised him up telling him rags was the latest fashion. She then killed herself with poiison “The poison with two I’s.” Since then Jonny Ds life’s been almost complete.