Thursday, March 29, 2007

Jonny D, Master Detective

Today there is a story of true disturbance, a merciless tale of greed and smartness, after the Jonny D show. (the theme plays) were gonna have a couple of adventures let our imagintation do the talking. Perhaps maybe Jonny Ds rifle too. Today in the jonny d show a rather lifeless snouting.
"Hey Jonny D check this out!!" "Whaat is it important I'm currently coughing due to the number of cool detectives who smoke." "Look its evidence from the case you've been working on." "What case what work what evidence." "The man that was brutally murdered. You called it case poop." "Oh yeah." "Well look at this." (Jonny D stares at it.) "WHy are you looking at my face?" "I assumed when you meant look at this you meant the gravy on your face." "No look this foolish person left behind vital evidence hair!" "He can't help it if he loses hair. If he lost a pet rhino I could understand." "I'll run this hair under the DNA tester and bam it'll have the person who killed the man." "So while were waiting read any good books lately?" PING!! "Yes its done." "Bloody hell that was quick. So whos the killer? The Butler The butlers daughter." "None my popcorns done." "Oh right You can have this little test tube thingy it was in MY popcorn." "God when will he learn? THAT WAS THE DNA EVIDENCE YOU PUT THE DNA EVIDENCE IN THE MICROWAVE. NOW WE DON'T KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO JK!" "He died?"

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