Monday, January 29, 2007

The Witch Doctor

I wanna get my friends back, its so lonely, I want them so so bad, the last time I ever saw them was when I. "Come on its either here or it isn't. Look I don't think our lost and found covers human corpses its hamster corpses we specialise in, not the human kind." "Thanks for your help ma'am." "We can tag you hello you wanna tag??" That was just plain ol' weird I'm sure nothing else good will happen. "AND DONT COME BACK." A woman shouted from across the road. I went over she could have been throwing out a leprichaun. "I don't care if I destroyed your heirloom I'M A REPO MAN FOR GOD'S SAKE!! You-you-you're heirlooms are made of lead. NYAH." "AGGGGGHHH, NOW GO BEFORE I GO GET MY SON THOMAS WHOITT??" (Dudududududuuu)
Act II
"AHHH get away from here." "Blah blah b;ludnhhsfjkbdsfl." "Did you just say semi colon?" "NO!" I'd better get over and save that guy. "Wait you cannot kill this MAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" "Err Tommy did you cut that guys thumb off." "Errr no." "I'll take this guy to a hospital." "So whats your name kiddo and why you take me to the hospital. Because I care and that old woman might hit with a shoe." "She lives in a shoe." "I know. She could still hit me with it." "Can I come too?" "Sure why not Tommy." End of part 1

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