The Jonny D cup

Hello, to celebrate the world cup the Jonny D cup has been organised, it has 24 teams. Its going to be ace to keep track of scores what happened http://forthecup.blogspot.com see you and come on the lodge!

last goth buisness on the left part 3

Well there was no point in tying up I'm not an arab when he got hit by the "Tranquility and snooze (ray)." Well they want the blueprints for the new Cigar entitled cigarna, but I'll I did was a robotic dustbin. Either that or a dog, actually its a dustbin controlled dog, but now they have a new gadget called "SHUT UP MUTT." Then they're releasing the video game "SHUT UP MUTT found a bone, which turned out to be an autographed bone from the singer of Lordi." Catchy title, god save me if not batman and if not him then I'm not an arab.
1 day later... the guy on the picture of woo hoo saved me, the worthless pile of turd.
FREED And out which equals peace out,
Jonny D.

Attempting to kill a goth part 2

This is Jonny D on his laptop being held hostage, I've never been held hostage before. It feels like a unique experience to get outside and well not get outside, more just die. Batman will save me, even if he is fictional which hes not, I can remember two face why was he called that? "Because he had two faces jerk!" Yes I'm not an arabs here he'll save me like he saved a drunk from a pile of sugar. And here we go yes yes YES Oh don't mind about that poisoned tranquilizer. Uh oh.
To be continued.
Peace out, the goths told me to get all the peace out,
Jonny D

Http://i-am-a-basket-case.blogspot.com

Hello, this is very bad. I was going to see a kiss reunion concert*, I'm not an arab took a photo and bam. I realised I was dressed as the stay puft marshmallow man. Then I got changed into my kiss costume he took a photo and bam. Goes on the front cover of goth weekly*. So here I am trying to steal, well terminate goth weekly. Because I don't think its possible I'll proboably need the jolly green giant. I hired Al Pacino,
slightly mistaking him for al capone, slightly realising he was dead. So here I go. OH NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
To be continued.
Peace NOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUT,
Johnny D.
*1 yes the drummer in kiss is dead.
*2 Theres something about me and a certain magazine weekly.